Manglish

Hi.

I have just thought of a genius idea of stuff to post on my blog. Actually, i got the idea from this book named " Honk, if you are a Malaysian". The title is called Manglish.

Manglish stands for Malaysian English. Here are some funny ones.

English: I do not want to be friends with you.
Manglish: I don't friend you.

English: Oh no, i am going to get in trouble!!
Manglish: Die lah!

English: Are you crazy?
Manglish: Eh, you crazy aredi arr?

English: Please turn off the fan.
Manglish: Weih, off the fan.

English: I've never seen you for a long time! How are you?
Manglish: Eh..long time no see!! You how ah? Good ah?

English: Have you done your work? Yes, i have finished it.
Manglish: You do your work oredi arr? Ya, i finished adi.

English: You urined in your pants? Shame on you!
Manglish: You 'she-she' in your pants arr? Shame shame loh!

English: Do you want to go shopping this afternoon?
Manglish: Weih, you want go 'kai-kai' afternooon a not??

English: Can I have a glass of water, please?
Manglish: Sky Juice One!

Well, that's all that i can recall. Hope that we all can change for the better and not to speak manglish anymore!!!